Reblogging The Bloggess

“EIGHT POUNDS OF UNCUT COCAINE”

BECAUSE TUMBLR NEEDS THE BLOGGESS

PLEASE DO NOT CHANGE THE SOURCE; ALL POSTS ARE LINKED TO THEBLOGGESS.COM

Why does Jesus have penis arms???  [x]

That’s right, motherfucker. I’m your damn boss.” [x]

This week Victor came back from his annual trip to Japan.  This is a picture he took there.  I’ve added a caption that ismuch less rude than what his response was.  You are welcome.” [x]

 today I’m just sick and tired of being sick and tired … ” [x]

Let’s all stop and send some good vibes/prayers Jen’s way …

Jenny gets serious about suicide prevention month, and asks for (unrelated) kid book suggestions.
September.  It wants to eat you.  [x]

Jenny gets serious about suicide prevention month, and asks for (unrelated) kid book suggestions.

September.  It wants to eat you.  [x]

therealjema:

PS.  After you fuck up two texts your phone should just automatically shut off to save you from yourself.  Just a suggestion, Apple. [x]

Posted this to the wrong blog.  Again.

Miracle?  It means “A person or thing that is a marvelous example of something.”  I fucking dare you to find a more marvelous example of a metal chicken mailbox.  It’s the Beyonce of mailboxes. [x]

rebloggingthebloggess:

You guys are fucked up.  Never change.

PS.  ”OMG, DUMBLE-DORMOUSE.”  I just screamed that and Victor just glared at me.  Victor has no appreciation for the arts. [x]

You guys are fucked up.  Never change.

PS.  ”OMG, DUMBLE-DORMOUSE.”  I just screamed that and Victor just glared at me.  Victor has no appreciation for the arts. [x]

vandaleyesarmy:

Jenny’s book was begging for googly eyes. My son in the background is mastering the creepy, stalker looking eyes.

OK, it’s not the Bloggess, but it IS!!!  Love it, Anne!